space is beautiful but fucked up thread

[sonatine]

holy shit im reading about the guy who spent a year in space and what it did to his body to return to earth and my friends its bad.

like remember when expanse was leaning into martians having a totally different physiology than earthlings (because they had the budget)?

yeah buckle up:

http://untolduniverse.thespaceacadem...een-going.html

[Bob]

meanwhile, tine ironed a nasa patch onto his muumuu and when innocent children scream in horror at the sight of his purple, scabrous cankles, he's just like, calm down kid, i'm a fucking astronaut, then he gasses his rascal scooter and peels the fuck out of there before security shows up and he gets banned from walmart again

[Bob]

ok guys, i'm sorry. i didn't get the memo that muumuus aren't funny anymore. i'm going to retool that joke, when i come back it will be totally different and better, i promise

[Bob]

ok, i got it, here we go

meanwhile, tine ironed a nasa patch onto his bathrobe and when innocent children scream in horror at the sight of his purple, scabrous cankles, he's just like, calm down kid, i'm a fucking astronaut, then he gasses his rascal scooter and peels the fuck out of there before security shows up and he gets banned from walmart again

[sonatine]

also for some reason id spell it 'astronaught' in my head.