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it might be worth it to buy the absolute cheapest leap puts on opendoor.com you can find because i have some real ugly math for you

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  • it might be worth it to buy the absolute cheapest leap puts on opendoor.com you can find because i have some real ugly math for you

    so opendoor.com is interesting. decided to look at what it had for sale in portland near a national park i fancy and found this:




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    not my cup of tea but it got me wondering; whats the spread? what did they pay for this house, that they can sell it for $397k and somehow turn a profit?

    zillow to the rescue.

    look at this absolute nightmare:

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    they bought that house for $382 about 6 months ago. 3 weeks later its back on the market with a 50k markup. ok cool except every 3 weeks they have dropped the price.

    its currently at listed at $15k more than what they paid for it.

    they have paid about $2000 in property taxes alone.

    i used gpt to get a handle on what the total cost to opendoor would be on a $382k purchase:
    • Your sale price: $382,000
    • Opendoor's estimated additional costs: $3,820 - $7,640 (1-2% for cash transaction)
    • Opendoor's total investment: Approximately $385,820 - $389,640

    so lets call it $388k. here comes the stinger:


    Based on the information from my search and your details, here's Opendoor's net profit/loss calculation: Opendoor's P&L on Your Transaction:


    Revenue:
    • Sale price: $397,000

    Costs:
    • Purchase price paid to you: $382,000
    • Buyer closing costs when they purchased (1-2%): ~$3,820 - $7,640
    • Property taxes paid: $2,000
    • Seller closing costs when they sold (1-3%): Closing costs vary by transaction but are typically 1-3% of the home sale price Opendoor Fees: Here's What It Really Costs | Real Estate Witch = ~$3,970 - $11,910
    • Real estate agent commissions when reselling: In a traditional sale, the seller pays commission fees for both their agent (the "listing agent") and the buyer's agent (typically 5-6%) = ~$19,850 - $23,820

    Total Estimated Costs:
    • Low end: $382,000 + $3,820 + $2,000 + $3,970 + $19,850 = $411,640
    • High end: $382,000 + $7,640 + $2,000 + $11,910 + $23,820 = $427,370
    Net P&L:
    • Loss of $14,640 to $30,370


    so basically this might be another zillow disaster in the making. i dont see how they can survive in a bearish real estate market where they are losing like 7% on every round trip transaction.

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    https://x.com/search?q=%24OPEN&src=t...ertical=trends


    a lot of these thoroughbred retards are $gme simps.


    the .5 2027 puts pay out 900%.

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      • #4
        open is going absolutely parabolic and im wondering if its a squeeze...

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