I started playing video games in 1985 on the Nintendo Entertainment System. I found Jesus after I got home from Iraq. I know that Christ will forgive me for all the children that I killed.

I'm finna write a poem right here, right now

HEY HEY BUDDY TAKE YOUR KNEE OFF MY NECK
I'M A BLACK GUY DYIN' AND I'M LIKE WHAT THE HECK?
HEY HEY BUDDY DON'T YOU RAISE THAT FLAG
CAUSE IT HURTS MY FEELINGS CUZ MY BROTHERS A FAG
DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THE BLACKS AND THE POOR?
LET'S SHOW THESE STRAIGHT WHITE NAZIS TO THE GOD DANG DOOR
THE DOOR'S RIGHT THERE, BUDDY YOU GOT A CHOICE
IT'S TIME TO BE SILENT, HEAR THE WOMAN'S VOICE
MY WHEELCHAIR BUDDIES AND TRANSGENDER FRIENDS
ARE GONNA MAKE AMERICA FAIR AGAIN
SO OPEN YOUR WALLET WHEN YOU MAKE TOO MUCH
AND BUY THE BLACKS NINTENDO GAMES AND FOOD AND SUCH
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
IT'S OKAY TO BE SECOND BEST
I WISH OUR COUNTRY WERE NOT SO STRONG
WEAK COUNTRIES LIKE CANADA CAN DO NO WRONG
AMERICA OWES US ALL A LIVING
THAT'S WHAT COUNTRIES ARE FOR
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I THINK THE COPS ARE OUT OF CONTROL WITH KILLING US
HERE'S AN IDEA LET'S PASS LEGISLATION THAT MAKES IT ILLEGAL FOR ANYONE BUT COPS TO HAVE GUNS

I think you are going to have to tell us about Jesus.

Welcome but before I proceed further I need to know your preferred pronouns.