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What do you call the only Asian in central Missouri?
Blake of the Ozarks
Blake of the Ozarks
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Why was gare hurling all over the sidewalk in front of his motel room in central Missouri?
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What did DJ Chaps smoke when he was on vacation in central Missouri?
Shake of the OzarksComment
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What did Jsearles order at Sizzler, even though he could not afford, in central Missouri?
Steak of the OzarksComment
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Why was Tyde begging for 50 bones outside a shitty cardroom in central Missouri?
Well, really it was for meth, but he claimed it was for a stake of the Ozarks.Comment
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What do Blake's parents call the only Asian in central Missouri?
Brake of the OzarksComment
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What did DJ Chaps eat for breakfast when he was on vacation in central Missouri?
Cornflakes, mixed with water from the Lake of the OzarksComment
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okay, that's all I gotComment
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What do you call it when gare cant handle his pills and deletes the Central Missouri Ski Team group?
Mistake of the Ozarks.Comment
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