it's just squeezing your vagina muscles bro

Interviewer : What's your biggest strength?

sonatine : I'm good at Machine Learning

Interviewer : Okay, what's 21+17

sonatine: It's 5

Interviewer : Not even close. It's 38

sonatine : It's 20

Interviewer : I said it's 38

sonatine : It's 35

Interviewer : It's still 38....

sonatine : It's 38

Interviewer : Hired!

I fucking got into it with some meat head on one of my steroid forums and this fucking guy couldn't add 180+80 like twice he fucked it up. I finally corrected him and he said he could beat me up, ran marathons and worked in finance. I was like great you sound like just the guy I want handling my finances.


Here we go
Me"
Mr Finance "Alright bro. 80 lbs? Then you're either fat or unhealthy at 5'9" and 220lbs. That's a pro card. Let's see a picture. I look like I could be in a fitness magazine and I'll provide pics. And I'm fast and athletic enough to knock you out.. I'm sure of it. I could take androI, high doses of test, dbol, tren or whatever but I chose to stay fast, healthy and have cardio. I used to run Boston time marathons. I've been boxing training for years. Even managed a ufc gym. Don't care about you anyway. I know you're a pussy just by your homo posts. Go take your lithium"

Me "Did I strike a nerve? I guess I won't tell you to look at my avatar then, your head might explode. And since you can't count 180+80 does not equal 220.

180lbs rofl"

His 2nd attempt "Sorry 240lbs. My math was off. I dont believe that's you. If it is you should compete and have a pro card. 240 at 5'9 is ridiculously big. I'd still knock your lumbering ass out. Adios amigo"

I point out my avatar is a recent pic to which he responded with "Let's see your legs" lol

And then Mr Finance lol "I'm skimming your posts because you're so annoying. You're correct I'm not doing math correctly bc I'm not remembering your lies. I work in finance so trust me when I say math isn't a problem. There was no nerve struck either. You're a troll."

AND THEN THE GRAND FINALE "Good jokes bro. I'm not going to clog up this thread anymore responding to you. I haven't run a marathon in 5 years now. You're a nothing. I play with more money daily than you make In a year. Doesnt make me better than you. What makes me better is my self awareness and my respect for others. You don't make me angry, just sad. Mental illness is a serious issue. You don't have yours under control and you're a shit talker on top of it. I would knock you into next week if we met. People like you, overconfident nothing are the most fun to teach a lesson. No go piss off."

LOL STEROIDERRRFINANCEAMENTS

https://youtu.be/TNzDMOg_zsw

Yeah I still don't know what the heck this is. Kaggle?