General Market Jibber Jabber Thread

[sonatine]

Starting a dedicated and obvious thread to track market movement because as much as I love putting everything in the ELON MUSK IS GOD thread, I'm short TSLA into ER and very superstitious.

[sonatine]

uh oh

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[sonatine]

https://www.reuters.com/breakingview...sm-2021-07-26/

i absolutely love that they literally embraced capitalism just long enough to fleece us of billions.

[sonatine]

$4.6m in december LVS calls just got booked:

[Sanlmar]

I object

[sonatine]

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/07/26/amer...-conserve.html

[sonatine]

IBKR just suggested that in the face of any real crackdown against Robinhood, Citadel would basically just fucking buy them.

[sonatine]

[sonatine]

trevor milton just posted $100,000,000 bail on his NKLA fraud charges.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...0-million-bail

[sonatine]

amazon missed er just wiped 108 billion off the market.

[sonatine]

the overwhelming majority of AMZN flows right now are deep in the money put spreads that expire today, and deep in the money call spreads that are expiring towards the end of august.

so really exactly what one would expect.

[sonatine]

i mean, +850% return if amazon reclaims what it lost today over the course of the next 4 weeks? yeah i fuck with that.

[sonatine]

[Zalgo]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/...year_only_had/

sooooooo....black friday?

[sonatine]

people are legit calling RH a black swan event and idk i mean, havent there been a few?

also: