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  • Oh your DNA biodegrades? Sucks to be you.

    https://www.nature.com/articles/s41587-021-00969-6




    Everything just changed.

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    10 000 years later, This is the 10th new brain implant sonatine had to drill into his brain after he reached immortality by non degradable DNA, while the machine was doing his work he contemplated about life and how he would crash down the Milkyway stockexchange for the 1000´s time just for lulz, he didnt need all this money because after a literal eon of existing you are already rich beyond any means.

    Silence after the embedding process is over, then a faint humming indicating a scan procedure to make him ready for interconnect to Universal net and a whole new century of mischief he would bring down on humanity to stimulate his already dead soul inside.

    ....20 000 Years later... God is dead, i killed him/his/her....God is dead...





    ....0̷̗̖̙͆̃̒̾̈͑̂̅̏̍̅̍͌̿͊̒̌̒́̈́̊̌͆̂̾̊̅̄̂̏́͝x̴͋͂͆̆̆́͠ ̨̡̡̛̼̣̭̪̱̖̗̩̭̪̭̙͕̬̮̫̜̪̮̺͎̘̝̞̞͈͍̭͎̮̔̐̊́̿͑̐͒͠͠0̷̃̔͆̌ ̯̦͔͕̺͍̻̰̹̐̉̊̊͛̑͗̽̀̈́̈́̓͛͊̉̃͛̽̑̕̕Ạ̵̛̣͙̘̣͓͉̍̀̎̎̓͌̎̚͝͝ ̫̱͎̰͈̜̘̪̯͖̼͍̺͖̰̜̬̭̲͇̻̟̦̱̻͜͜9̸̛̬̻̲͇̗͉̭̥̆̉̔̑̈́͌̓͒͝D̸͐ ̡̧̨̨̛͚̗̺̮̦͎̗͓͖͉͉̱̹̪̳͑̎̍͆̊̑̋̐̌̃͌̈́̎̐̓͊̅̏̓̽̂͂̚̚͜͝͠ͅ6̸ ̢̨̛̛̝͇͉͓̱̰̼͔̺̤̦̻̩̰͚͗̂͌͊͆̋̍̀̍͆͂̋̏̌̒͊͋̍̓̆́̊̂̿̂̑̕̕̚̚͝ ̖J̷̧̧̨̧̛͇̯͇̰̱̩̳̟͓̹̮͚̙͍̗̥̹̗͖͙̙̖̘̪͌͑̍͑̐̌̽̏̾̈́̍͆̑͘͝ͅ5̶ ̢̨̜̟̟͔̲̹̺͕͙̠̜̅͆̔̓͂̉̎͝K̷̛̊̄̊͂͂͋̈̋̌̔̈́͆̃͌̊͊̄̀̉͘̚͘̚̕͝͠ ̧̢̱̲̮̦̪̹̱̋̇̌͗͝ͅ7̸̡̨̨̢̢̪̥̙̻̠͕̗̰̟̺͎̹͍̖̩͙͈̦͓̺̘̼̠̬̂̽́͐ ̠̩̠ͅ6̵̲̯̯̳̹͚̼͙͓͓̯̙̓̽͆̿̈́̎̈́͋͑̓͑9̸̖̼̦̫͌͝ͅ Years later....A place between nothing and nowhere where time goes to die sits ś̶̞̹̺̼͈̲͜ͅo̷̢̡͙̺̞͖̗̠̩̜͊͊͂ͅn̷͕̯̫̮̞̹̫̝̻̏̅̿̉̂̾́̈̈̚̚͜ ̳ä̴̢̧̹͕̻̖̳͚̘̱͌̈͋̎̅̓̔͆̃̀̅̊̋̈͝͠ṭ̴̢͙͇̞̟͈̆͆̆̇̑̓̈̐̏̚ͅ ̨͈̱í̸̛̘̩͔͕̥̰̌̅̓̍͝ņ̸̨̛̗̱̰̻͓̼̟̫͇̮̞͇̳͉̉͌̂́͂̎͌̈́̚͠͝͝e ̶̛̞͓̩̺̝̬̋̀̆͂̋́͌̌̐̊̐̈́̓̀͛̐ͅ , undying king of cursed Ą̷̠͇͈̭̬̫̘͎̜̯̜͙̜̖͉͒̇̿͆̔̈́̀͗͝g̴̻̺͚͔̹̈͊͗̓̋̐͌͊́̈̈̕̚͘a̵ ̼̂̔͝ļ̷̡̧͓̝̩͓͙̝̝̪̰̭̽̃̍̃̑̾̇̌̍̉͆͜͝͠l̴̫̭̜̞͙͎̯̜͑́͂̊́́͝ ̖̪̦̬̞̱̪ą̴̧̤̜͕̙͔̱̥̲͚̱̓̒͜ͅͅd̸̲̥̫̞͙̮̫͍̭͔̜͈͗̈̅̏̈́́͠ͅa̸ ̧͔̦̱̤̰̼̳̯̻̯̂͜͜͝ on his throne of spikes.





    A conqueror of worlds who defied Gods then stood before the ỡ̸̧͚͍̟͇̊̈́̀̀̍͊̿̓̿̍̀̇̚͝͠l̵̡̨̢̛̛̫͍̲̩͉̦̹̓͛̋̎̒ḋ̵́͂̈́͘ ̞̩̣͒̐̀͜ ̷̧̫̠̫̯͓̗̔̓̔̊͘ǫ̷̡̳̻̲̦̤̱̣̬̀̔͐̐̔̀̄͊̃̈́̽n̷̎̾̃̋̏͒̾͌̃̂͋́ ̡̢̞̳͕̘̈̔̀̓ͅȩ̷̢̱̫̣̦̒͐̈́̋̅̌͛̚̚͝s̷͔̙̖̬̗̥̔̇̂̾͒͝ ̶̛̤͙̼̮͎̜͚̬̪̦͍͖̻̃͑̈́͑̿̅́̉̇̆̒͌͌͜͝͠͝ and endured their terrifying forces, he would never die because he just killed death and the multiverse with it......

    The End

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    • #3
      DONT HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME

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      • #4
        so the most pragmatic application of this right now is incredibly durable storage for data but yeah once you extrapolate how that can impact the world laterally this gets absolutely fucking insane fast.

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          • #6
            i heard thats what happened to jim

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