so the first investment i ever made was tesla at $315.. then i immediately turned around and torched those profits on the miracle of options, that was chapter 2.

chapter 3 was me reading the muddy waters report on luckin coffee and putting a downpayment on a house on puts.

and watching in stunned disbelief as it mooned. because lmao chinaments of course.

anyway tl;dr i just got a letter saying im part of a lawsuit against them which .. is interesting because who the fuck do you even collect from?

like are we somehow going to reach into some chinese oligarchs pockets? i cant see it.

anyway details as they come.