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CLEATUS ARRESTED IN LAS VEGAS FOR EXPIRED REGISTRATION ON HIS MOPED....BRANDON PAYS BAIL...HELPS HIM RELOCATE

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    CLEATUS ARRESTED IN LAS VEGAS FOR EXPIRED REGISTRATION ON HIS MOPED....BRANDON PAYS BAIL...HELPS HIM RELOCATE

    Just kidding

    Pretty realistic scenario though

    Cant help but wonder what this creepy, crusty beggar is doing to sustain his lifestyle lately

    I would make some nice photoshops or a gif, but im on my phone and dont give that many fucks

    I do wonder if cleatus was properly reimbursed for scooter gas money after the epic fail trying to collect the $600.00 bounty put on me

    Lol @ the 800 number too

    I still laugh my ass off when I imagine a 60 year old codger roaming around Vegas on a charity moped going from casino to casino hoping to spot me

    cleatus you should call into DRUFF AND FRIENDS and give your fans an update
    Tags: 12 steps to the cliff, cooking meth in the bath, say it don't spray it, who hurt marty?, you smell good
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    Thats how much I tilted the NWP community

    $600.00 bounty on my head with a 1-800 hotline

    GOOD TIMES

    seriously lol @ cleatus buzzing from casino to casino on his little yellow scooter

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    • #3
      Oh and the whole meth thing to me is not even worth a denial

      Like im cooking fucking meth in a bathtub puhleez

      I drink and i smoke weed occaaionally

      Yea so Hut hooks me up with a nice hotel room and the first thing i do is fire up a crystal meth operation ?

      Even hut knows this is nonsense

      When i was living in Mexico i def blasted off on some primo crystal partying my ass off

      The whole bathtub meth in a Lompoc, Ca story is quite comical to me. Like im some meth cook lol

      Hut is welcome to jump in on this since he started this nonsense





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      • #4
        Cleatus have you been tested for COVID 19

        Are you wearing your mask riding around Vegas on your moped

        must suck having no comps

        how do you lock up your scooter in the TUNNELS

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Tyde View Post
          I would make some nice photoshops or a gif, but im on my phone
          You've said this a few times now. Do you not have a computer anymore? What's your situation these days?

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          • #6
            My situation ?

            wtf is that even asking

            Youre such a child

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            • #7
              Thomas please tell the community about your current 'situation'

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              • #8
                And answer me i asked you why you ran away from PFA like a scared kitty kat

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                • #9
                  Everyone hold on

                  Cleatus is looking for a free wifi signal

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Tyde View Post
                    My situation ?

                    wtf is that even asking

                    Youre such a child
                    Like what are you up to these days? Chilling in Mexico, or working on the boat, or what? Your fans want to know!

                    But if the answer is too sad and you'd rather not get into it, we understand.

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                    • #11
                      Why even ask me these dumb questions

                      Why are you so interested in my life

                      I havent even thought about you or given two shits if you lived or died for like a year

                      You want a urine sample ?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Tyde View Post
                        Why even ask me these dumb questions

                        Why are you so interested in my life

                        I havent even thought about you or given two shits if you lived or died for like a year

                        You want a urine sample ?
                        I mean everyone is interested in a good train wreck

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                        • #13
                          so tyde you sold your laptop to buy meth or what ?

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                          • #14
                            Look here kid fresh, it's time for you to recognize that meth is just another cryptocurrency. Both bitcoins and meth function as a means of exchange and a store of value, even though neither has any actual intrinsic worth because any teen with access to the internet and some industrial solvents can cook some up. Young Morton was mining some high grade crypto in his bathtub, completely in keeping with this forum's goal of GETTING RICH, and should be celebrated as the site's foremost Black entrepreneur, not hassled by rubes like you.
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                            • #15
                              rofl looks like old man morton still has lots to teach us, hopefully his crypto adventures are successful

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