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  • Originally posted by sonatine View Post
    if NIO licenses their tech AND it becomes a standard AND apple adopts it for their cars, ill long NIO.
    i can’t see Apple wanting to soil their hands with auto hardware.

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    • sonatine
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      i believe theyve confirmed that applecars are coming.

  • tesla is literally spamming me with the once in a lifetime opportunity to buy a 2021 model y demo model for a whopping $1990 off sticker price.

    like there have been over a thousand miles of strangers assholes pressed up against the white leather seats but somehow im going to be like oh wow id definitely take that for $70,000 over a literally virgin car for $71,990.

    i guess the real upsell here is that a demo model wont fall apart the second i turn the ignition but still. #fuckouttahere

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      • GOLDMAN SACHS LIQUIDATED $10.5 BILLION WORTH OF STOCKS IN BLOCK TRADES ON FRIDAY


        cool cool im sure its nothing to worry about

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        • this is legitimately beautiful

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          • well, pretty normal quarter end i suppose



            https://mobile.twitter.com/retransla...05969553563650

            looks like over 400 people got double charged while purchasing a new tesla

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            • https://www.thedrive.com/tech/39959/...ill-fell-short

              punch line it wont matter at all.

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              • Germans committed to cranking out toasters. The name change is stunning nevertheless.

                Do you know what brand your washing machine is without looking? Do you care?


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                • full disclosure the 'agitator' just snapped off my washing machine so jokes on you, you better believe i know who manufactured it because naturally i spent like 4 straight days deciding if i owned it long enough to justify replacing it outright.

                  also we better check to see if its april 1 in germany.

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                  • Zalgo
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                    how old was that machine?

                  • sonatine
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                    i bought it in summer 2017 so its basically paid for itself, probably a couple of times over, but it actually appears to be working fine without it so ill likely gut this out and then upgrade to a bigger one should whimsey so dictate.

                  • Sanlmar
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                    Washing machines are DD

                • https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news...cid=uxbndlbing

                  only in the US

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                  • Sanlmar thats tesla now :

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                    https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-29-2018/YEisf9.gif


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                    • Zalgo
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                      why gif not worky?

                    • sonatine
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                      i think theres some weird thing with the gif format where uploading a gif locally only ends up processing the first frame.. ive seen this on other sites, weirdly. i tend to either manually upload gifs and embed them as smilies (obv admin function) or just upload them to imgur and use the gif tags, which is the path of least resistance here. if anyone finds a fix for this ill gladly roll it out.

                  • TSLA was GME with rubber tires ....

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                    • Originally posted by sonatine View Post
                      full disclosure the 'agitator' just snapped off my washing machine so jokes on you, you better believe i know who manufactured it because naturally i spent like 4 straight days deciding if i owned it long enough to justify replacing it outright.

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                      ”he” washing machines take the route of using friction (agitation) between your articles of clothing instead of water. So there is that. You are just high off the fragrance of your detergent.

                      Lol, payback after 4 years. your sainted mother ran her top load washing machine a minimum of 20 years with a mechanical timer and no microprocessors.


                      Laundry is inevitable, but thankfully there are people like Levi’s CEO and President Chip Bergh who want to make our lives a little easier. According to him, you should never wash a pair of jeans. Ever.

                      I remember the first time I became aware of this movement. I think two guys with skinny black ties, white shirts and bad haircuts came to my door. Their shirts weren’t very clean. Join the cult

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                      • Originally posted by Sanlmar View Post

                        ”he” washing machines take the route of using friction (agitation) between your articles of clothing instead of water. So there is that. You are just high off the fragrance of your detergent.

                        Lol, payback after 4 years. your sainted mother ran her top load washing machine a minimum of 20 years with a mechanical timer and no microprocessors.





                        I remember the first time I became aware of this movement. I think two guys with skinny black ties, white shirts and bad haircuts came to my door. Their shirts weren’t very clean. Join the cult
                        Mine was 1800 retail. Its an all in 1 LG.

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                        • mine was about $500. like honestly id be a fool to complain here.

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                          • Zalgo
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                            you should because its planned obsolescence so in the long run you pay more

                          • sonatine
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                            i mean honestly from a resource / pollution perspective im basically furious. but at $5 in quarters a week for doing my laundry like a normal human, im up like what, almost $400+ after expenses? for my next trick ill harvest the engine and hook it up to a wind turbine / battery BECAUSE ITS ALL COMING DOWN MAN
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