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jokes aside elon musk is really not god

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  • btw i hear tesla might be offering dividends soon but it seriously might have been a cynical joke.

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    • Zalgo
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      like the semi/cybertruck/robot/AIchip/thousends of solar roofs installed/FSD will work promises musk did over the last 6 years?

    • sonatine
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      speaking of which, the cybertruck is now apparently the cheapest vehicle they sell.

  • every so often, you gotta step back and remind yourself...

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    • Your boy said "No mas"

      https://finance.yahoo.com/news/big-s...215758069.html

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      • sonatine
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        lmao top

    • honestly tho who could have possibly seen this coming

      https://wonderfulengineering.com/tes...om-its-website

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      • gauchojake
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        fuck me gently with a chainsaw

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      • #thingssociopathssay

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        • onestep
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          Wrong thread. Free Kyle

        • Sanlmar
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          Posing with the proud boys will have that effect Cassandra. Interesting take though.

          What’s your ringtone Sonatine?

      • “the game is the game” and “judges are people too” but this had to hurt

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          • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_9aVzf5fC4

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            • honestly theres some solid points being made here but personally i think the most important aspect of this take is there is an actual honest to god tipping point where people will stop buying teslas because there are just that many tesla owners out there saying 'this is bullshit, this car is a lemon, and im on the hook for the fix costs providing i can even find anyone to do the work'.

              this ^ has always been the single strongest bear case on tesla and its quite honestly becoming the status quo.

              and elon by all appearances gives no fucks. he has what, 15bil cash in hand with taxes paid? solar is a dead narrative, there are no new models being announced, roadster is vaporware, cybertruck is vaporware.

              look i dont like to sound like a conspiracy kook, least of all when it comes to musk/tesla, but i honestly think hes no longer interested in whether or not tesla shuts down completely. autists are like that. hes no longer fixated on tesla so it no longer exists to him.


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              • Sanlmar
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                The Sonatine Tesla narrative runs on and oval. I’m delighted

              • sonatine
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                the hallmark of rational thought / system 2 based analysis is not succumbing to confirmation bias and reviewing the lay of the land as new circumstances reveal themselves. elon is straight fucking up. on top of which, covid supply chain issues are blowing him out of the water. solar / energy was the web which his spells were spun from and its disintegrating fast.

            • I'm curious to see what my actual cost of the cyber truck is going to be. I'm kind of over it but there are still a lot of Tesla fanboys/friends who keep asking me about when I'm getting it. I feel like I'd be letting them down if I don't at least explore the options. Ya know in 2024ish

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              • real talk its will probably just be this all over again




                im especially concerned with his fascination for formulae 1 style steering wheels, which make absolutely no sense because you cant legally change the turning ratio enough for them to actually work in a street legal car.

                but the fact that you can purchase a solar 'lid' that can charge it passively has my fucking attention.

                but underpinning all this is the uneasy suspicion that in a few years, parts for it wont exist and will no longer be manufactured.

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                • holy fucking shit https://www.the-sun.com/motors/43965...ric-car-tesla/

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                  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW7WIvSxB4Q



                    hmm

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                    • like thats basically over a year old but a) things have gotten worse not better and b) off the cuff i dont recall seeing it / posting it before.

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